Forgive me jugglers for I have sinned.
It’s been over two years since my last column.
I accuse myself of the following sins:
I’ve written one chapter in a textbook I wasn’t qualified to write.
I’ve performed two Neil Stammer jokes in front of children.
And I’ve missed Sunday juggling more than 64 times.
For these and all of my sins I am truly sorry.
As penance I will say three Hail Lotties, two Our Fercos, and write one column with Dan Holzman.
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